I formally met Leane many months ago while browsing in a store on Algoma Street.  

It wasn’t formal in the sense that we shook hands or curtsied for each other.  

There were no tiaras.  

Unfortunately.

It was formal in the sense that I used to see Leane around the halls, back in the days of yor (aka, high school), but we never actually met.  

But then I met her and I wanted to rip her eyebrows off her forehead and glue them onto my own forehead.

Does that sound creepy?

Nah.

Look!


That’s from our formal greeting.  So yeah, no tiaras, but isn’t she just radiating a glorious aura of zen and happiness?  

And beautiful eyebrows.  

Don’t forget the brows.

She’s lovely.  And she’ll rub you all over if you give her money.

Whooooooaaaaaaa!

Seriously!  

Book a massage with Mandala Massage and Wellness and let Leane’s strong and capable hands ease your sore muscles and melt away the aches and stresses from everyday living.

Voted number one massage therapist in the annual Walleye Reader’s poll, you won’t regret visiting Leane at Mandela.


Wacky, wonderful, and full of a thousand different lifetimes worth of wisdom. 

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